A cockroach in *bucks coffee

[Sakalas]

Sakalas was enjoying his starbucks and his port royal cig'. But hell broke loose as Sakalas saw a cockroach on the table he was sitting. He was getting pissed off so he started summoning hellspawns to kill the fucking cockroach. Starbucks was in flames by the time he left but he still could'nt kill the damn cockroach. Sakalas went off on a long journey to seek the forsaken soul of the very cockroach that pissed him off.

[sheizus]

Having fully annoyed Sakalas (as opposed to half annoyed, of course), Gerald the Roach hopped off to a rubbish bin full of food. There, he pondered such fresh new thoughts like OOC posts being put in the OOC threads most of the time, and closing down pointless threads.

Somehow, he thought he could be more annoying doing nothing productive, and his idea not to close threads worked well in his tired state. It really was time for some work that took no effort at all.

Gerald the not-quite-OOC-cockroach was a happy individual.